Hey, we're not trying to turn this into a big ordeal or anything but word on the street is that you're a werewolf. That's awesome bro, no judgment here. We're not going to ask you how are why you turned (even though we're curious as to whether you were cursed, bitten, or born that way but nevermind), but we would like to know what werewolf life is like. When the moon is full, do you loathe turning into a werewolf or do you look forward to it? Is it painful or exhilarating? What's it like to be covered in hair and have four legs?
We're dying to know but we're not ready to sacrifice ourselves to become one. Maybe we'll just go the safe route and apply this realistic wolf nose makeup instead. This Wolf Nose Appliance includes a natural latex nose but requires spirit gum and adhesive remove to do the dirty business of getting it on and off. We think you'll love how realistically wolf-like it helps you look. If we like it well enough, maybe we'll come back and ask you to bite us! We know you can actually turn into a werewolf but just in case you're looking for more accessories, we have what your werewolf heart desires!