You introduced your daughter to Mario Kart on the Wii when she was like 4 years old. Now she is a tween, and can kick your butt at it. To be fair though, she started kicking your butt like three weeks after you showed her how to play.
And, you can't believe that she is going to her first Halloween school dance. You know she will be dancing with the boy she likes, and gossiping with her friends about who has the cutest costume. She has told you what she wants to wear, a fancy dress of her favorite color. Green. But not just any green, she says "Yoshi Green" as if she were working for Crayola, and coming up with a brand new color.
When she sees this Tween's Yoshi Skirt Costume, she will be dying to put it on. Just watch out for flying shells when she does. She will love the Yoshi head hood, and gloves. Not only will she like that her costume for her Halloween dance at school is Yoshi Green, she will also love that she will look the proper amounts of fancy for when she dances with the boy she likes. And she will be getting no shade thrown at her from her friends, because she will be nerdy, but so cute. Don't worry though, she is still your daughter, and can still kick your butt in a game of Mario Kart on the Wii any day.